A Twat

A Twat

iavenjqasdf:
“The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell
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iavenjqasdf:

The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell

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gorps:

hustlerose:

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you call yourselves leftists and yet you mocked me for my baby diaper poo poo roleplay fetish. hypocrite much? i am very intelligent

people being creeped out by me bc I love horny baby diaper porn is exactly the same as police brutality

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gunsandfireandshit:

slavery:

Tumblr convention you wear your url on a name tag and everyone can legally stab one person

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greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

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bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

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beaniebabyoftheday:
“Tooter the dinosaur
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beaniebabyoftheday:

Tooter the dinosaur

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positive-memes:
“Solid Friendship Habits
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positive-memes:

Solid Friendship Habits

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xplodingunicorn:

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youngsamberg:
“It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.
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youngsamberg:
“It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.
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youngsamberg:
“It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.
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youngsamberg:
“It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.
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youngsamberg:
“It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.
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youngsamberg:

It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.

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elodieunderglass:

neksichthon:

barf-girl:

luzialowe:

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

I’m genuinely gonna have nightmares about this. Horrendous

what? this isn’t what you guys do at farms?

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ren-of-rationality:

soybean-sam1894:

t3trahedron:

sinesalvatorem:

mlgspacememe:

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

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0pabinia:
“meetmeonthecraton:
“ strangebiology:
“ Basilosaurus, which means “King Lizard,” was actually a whale that lived 30-45 million years ago. Scientists have also just published a paper indicating that it was likely apex predator.
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0pabinia:

meetmeonthecraton:

strangebiology:

Basilosaurus, which means “King Lizard,” was actually a whale that lived 30-45 million years ago. Scientists have also just published a paper indicating that it was likely apex predator.

(image:  Voss et al., 2019)

As I scrolled, each vertebrae descending down my mobile screen, I grew more and more ready for this bony fucker to be one of them “do you love the color of the sky” posts but naw, just a long bony bastard.

✨Do you love the vertebrae of the spine? ✨

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moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

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